"SEGA’s favourite Umbran Witch climaxes her way onto PC! Thrill to her signature beehive do in 8-bit pixelated glory! Jump! Shoot! Score! Being bad never felt so retro. " Originally used as a mini-game on the 404 page of Platinum Games Japanese website in 2015. SEGA's take on 2017 April fool joke. Ultimately the game was released on Steam to share an announcement website that has a countdown clock ending on April 11th.
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PC Gamers: "WE WANT BAYONETTA ON PC!" Sega: "We got you fam." While this game masks itself as an April Fools Joke, All it's achievements show an image from the teaser website that SEGA has posted, it also has a cooldown too, i believe that this game is a genuine teaser for PC version of Bayonetta masking itself as an April's Fools game. So. Get Hype! http://www.sega.com/14111219
While the graphics are a bit of a letdown compared to the original (typical pcport hackjob), this is the definitive version of Bayonetta in that it's the only version that runs at 60 fps.
Honestly, the only con I can find about this game is the title. It should actually be something like "16-bit Bayonetta", since it's not really 8-bit.
Witch Time! Good: - It's Free, and it's Bayonetta - Easy to control, hard to master - Nice archievements picture - With lots of hopes of Bayonetta release on PC - Happy April's Fool day Bad: - Too Short - No sexy pose executions
Although intended as an April Fools' Day joke, SEGA managed to put a big smile on the PC gaming community with this release! :) Keep in mind that to unlock one of the achievements, the Very Specific achievement, you have to score no more no less than 5700 points! P.S.: Coming soon :P [sega.com] P.P.S.: Even though the game itself may be a joke, my review is not haha
I'm giving this game a positive review in hopes that Sega brings Bayonetta 1 to Steam.
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