World's Fastest Pizza

This review may be read in full below or you can view the review with glorious formatting and pictures in the Early Evaluation originally posted on Vox Ludicus - Review: World's Fastest Pizza[voxludicus.com] Key provided by the developer I know what you’re thinking. A serious review on this game? That is a recipe for disaster, kinda like electing Tony Abbott. ‘World’s Fastest Pizza’ is a high speed rogue-like comedy game about delivering pizza to the hungry customers of a sleazy fast-food restaurant. Developed by Oscar Brittain, you play as Tortoiseman, who also works under the alias of Cornelius Pretorius. Aside from winning the naming lottery, the game’s protagonist also has the prestige of working at fast-food restaurant in the outbacks of Australia. Upon booting this game up, my first reaction was to immediately draw comparisons between the aesthetic in this game and Hotline Miam

This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors. Pros: Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza drops Many unique upgrades Variety of unique enemies Very rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money) Cons: I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystick There's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him though My main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun. EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so

HANSON FOR PM In all seriousness, this is a surprisingly fluid rogue-lite which prompts you to keep throwing yourself at its gauntlets of suburban and outback Australia. Flooded with a litany of jokes that might be lost on an International Audience, there is still a fun game underneath it all. POLICE NOW TARGETING: Positive Review

The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.

If you’ve ever wanted a slice of what toilet humor is like in Austraya then you’ll want to get your hands on this pizza. For reals. This is the game most Aussie bogans have been waiting their entire lives to play and if they haven’t then you know they’re nothing but bloody wankers. Great humor, fantastic bloody writing, it’s fully sick. Game controls are smooth and rapid. This game is faster than a V8 on steroids. Your mission should you choose to accept it ya mug is to deliver pizzas in a crazy Austraya where everyone’s out to get ya like they’re from a combination of Wolf Creek and Mad Max. Game is a rogue-like in nature. Reminds me somewhat of Hotline Miami but it’s quite a bit more open than that. If I was to pinpoint any issues with the gameplay it’d be that police are now targeting the occasional stuck in an object problem. But its only a small one and only happened twice in my

This is like Hotline Miami, but you deliver pizza. And you have no way of defending yourself. And there are crocodiles that want to eat you. And almost everyone wants to kill you. But with rocket launchers only.